Apparel for the people who hold the floor together.

Deadpan shirts for nurses, night shifters, and the clinically unbothered. Printed to order, shipped from the USA, documented thoroughly.

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Not angels. Not heroes. Just people who know what 3am actually looks like.

The collection, so far

Night Shift, ER, ICU, NICU, and student lines. Restocked whenever the census allows.

White tee reading “call light cardio” in a clean studio front shot call light cardioBella+Canvas 3001 · $28.99Shop this → Vintage Black tee reading “off the clock, still assessing” in a clean angled studio shot off the clock, still assessingBella+Canvas 3001 · $28.99Shop this → White tee reading “clinicals broke me first” in a clean draped studio shot clinicals broke me firstBella+Canvas 3001 · $28.99Shop this → Vintage Black tee reading “vitals dont sleep, neither do i” in a clean studio front shot vitals dont sleep, neither do iBella+Canvas 3001 · $28.99Shop this → White tee reading “care plan, never again” in a clean folded corner shot care plan, never againBella+Canvas 3001 · $28.99Shop this → Vintage Black tee reading “select all that apply, no” in a clean draped studio shot select all that apply, noBella+Canvas 3001 · $28.99Shop this → White tee reading “i heard that alarm in my sleep” in a clean angled studio shot i heard that alarm in my sleepBella+Canvas 3001 · $28.99Shop this → Vintage Black tee reading “fine is not a vital sign” in a clean folded corner shot fine is not a vital signBella+Canvas 3001 · $28.99Shop this → White tee reading “daylight is a rumor” in a clean studio front shot daylight is a rumorBella+Canvas 3001 · $28.99Shop this → Vintage Black tee reading “the waiting room always wins” in a clean angled studio shot the waiting room always winsBella+Canvas 3001 · $28.99Shop this → White tee reading “titrate to effect” in a clean draped studio shot titrate to effectBella+Canvas 3001 · $28.99Shop this → Vintage Black tee reading “tiny patients big opinions” in a clean studio front shot tiny patients big opinionsBella+Canvas 3001 · $28.99Shop this → White tee reading “smallest patients loudest alarms” in a clean folded corner shot smallest patients loudest alarmsBella+Canvas 3001 · $28.99Shop this → Vintage Black tee reading “four drips deep” in a clean draped studio shot four drips deepBella+Canvas 3001 · $28.99Shop this → White tee reading “awake when you arent” in a clean angled studio shot awake when you arentBella+Canvas 3001 · $28.99Shop this → Vintage Black tee reading “your emergency, my tuesday” in a clean folded corner shot your emergency, my tuesdayBella+Canvas 3001 · $28.99Shop this →

Every shirt is a Bella+Canvas 3001, printed to order in the USA.

The good blank

Soft ringspun cotton, unisex retail fit. The tee that survives the laundry rotation.

Printed stateside

Made to order and shipped from the USA. Nothing sits in a warehouse.

Holds up

The print stays put through the wash cycle. Assessed, reassessed, and charted.

Benefits not included.

There are no meetings. There is no committee. Nobody is bringing donuts. There is only the shirt. If you've eaten lunch standing up at 4pm and charted about it, you're already in.

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